The Elephant's Trunk

Thursday, October 27, 2005

If you can buy trash, You can pay for Gas
















A recent ride through a middle class neighborhood inspired the title above, and the thoughts below. First, I must say, that I am not trying to ruin anyone's halloween celebration. I definitely enjoy some aspects of halloween, namely, the bite size candy. It just seems to me that the commercial aspect of halloween is larger than ever. Today, halloween is no longer a day for children but a night of no inhibition for adults. People are spending a ton of money on a very insignificant holiday. Whatever happened to traditional (??) Halloween celebrations like carving a pumpkin, trick or treating, having a sleepover and telling ghost stories? Today, you can purchase white, orange, and multicolored pumpkins, orange lights, strobe lights, inflatable monsters, and other tacky yard decorations. I am not even going to mention the skanky costumes I have seen for sale. Okay, here's my beef... in light of recent events (mother nature and war) energy prices have risen considerably, thus increasing the number of not-so-nice calls to my office demanding my boss do something about the increase in energy prices. I think it is safe to assume that the individuals most affected by the increase in energy prices are the ones buying into the commercialization of halloween. Therefore if they can afford to purchase halloween paraphernalia to showcase their "Griswold Halloween" light display than they should not be calling my office complaining that they cannot afford to buy gas, pay their electric bill, etc.

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Count Dog-Ula




















JoAnn's had their doggy costumes 70% off. How could I resist?? Frankie looks too cute!

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Handke's Cuisine--The Best Meal Ever










Sooo Goood!!
I can personally vouch for the Grilled Black Angus NY Strip Steak, Smoked Sun-dried Tomato on Jalapeсo Butter, Blue Cheese Bread Pudding, Vegetable Medley and the Sautéed Free Range Chicken Breast, Pan Gravy, Garnished with Sautéed Shiitake Mushrooms, Pearl Onions, Calamata Olives & Tomato Julienne. Don't worry I didn't eat all of it, I just sampled dad and cristy's plates! Oh yeah, the award winning Brown Sugar Crème Brûlée with Seasonal Berries wasn't too bad either!

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Why you shouldn't...
















Re-enact scenes from the 80's hit movie, Girls Just Want to Have Fun! Sharyn found out the hard way that when you do a lunge the wrong way, your knee cap has a tendency to pop out of place. As you can tell from the pic, her right knee cap is now located on the right side of her leg. (she is currently waiting on the doc to tell her if she is going to need surgery or rehab, pray that she won't need surgery!)

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Just Got My Copy!!