The Elephant's Trunk

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Star Wars at COSI













Today coworkers and I attended a reception and private viewing of the Star Wars exhibit at COSI. It was great. If you get the chance you should definitely check it out. As we were leaving the exhibit we literally ran into an employee on a segway. He offered to let us all ride it. If they didn't cost so much, I would pick one up! Below are a few pics from the exhibit and feel free to click on the link to view a slideshow.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

All My Children






Once a month, I get the privilege of "working" in the nursery. Sometimes the kids are so ornery you just want to pull your hair out, but most of the time it is a joy to watch them. It never ceases to amaze me how great God is to give little ones such fun and unique personalities. Meet Brianna, TJ, Isaac, Olivia, EJ, and Hannah!

Friday, January 27, 2006

Protest at the Statehouse

Those who know me, know that I do not like to blog about my job. However, today is definitely worth mentioning. Whenever a protest is scheduled for the Statehouse, employees are notified. Needless to say when I saw that Westboro Baptist Church was scheduled for high noon on the Statehouse lawn to protest recently introduced legislation my curiosity was piqued. For those of you who are not familiar with WBC just read the press release below or click the link above. During my lunch hour a couple coworkers and I walked by the protest. There were probably less than ten out protesting. Only a handful of people were watching (most of which were House staffers just to see what their signs would say). There were actually more law enforcement officers for "crowd" control then there were protesters and bystanders combined. By the time we were done with lunch (less than an hour later) the "protest" had already dispersed. I didn't have my camera with me, but in the past some of their signs have read, "God Hates Fags", "God is America's Terror", "Thank God for Dead Soldiers", "God Hates You", "Don't Worship the Dead", "Thank God for IEDs"and many other disgusting words and images. While we walked by they were stamping on a US flag.
Westboro Baptist Church

(WBC chronicle's -since 1955)
3701 SW 12th Topeka, Kansas 66604 785-273-0325
www.godhatesfags.com

Wednesday, January 25,2006
NEWS RELEASE

WBC to picket the pandering, demagogic, unfaithful Ohio Legislature -at noon, Friday, Jan. 27, at the Statehouse, Columbus, Ohio -in religious protest & warning: "God is not mocked!" God Hates Fags! Fag-Enablers! Ergo, God hates the Ohio Legislature.

Ohio's ignominious Legislature- apparently led by Bible-Constitution-ignorant Rep. John Boccieri -is hysterically rushing to pass a so-called "Let Them Rest in Peace Act." People in Hell -tormented with fire and brimstone by a sovereign God for their sins when alive on earth -are quite beyond Bro. Boccieri's power to give rest.

The legislators know, of course, that they are flagrantly violating their solemn oaths to support and defend the Constitution, in that they are deliberately, knowingly trashing the First Amendment. To wit:

They are making laws respecting an establishment of religion (Westboro Baptist Church); they are prohibiting the free exercise of WBC's religion (picketing at the forum and venue of God's choice-Military funerals); they are abridging the freedom of speech (God hates fags and God hates America and God is blowing these soldiers to smithereens by Iraqi IEDs and sending them
home in pieces in body bags); and they are abridging the freedom of the press (words on signs like, You Turned America Over to Fags; They're Coming Home in Body Bags).

WBC's purpose is to educate as well as to "reprove, rebuke and exhort" (2 Tim. 42). WBC holds the following truths to be self- evident, and to be a harbinger of sodomite America's doom:

1. God has suckered this evil nation into a bloody war and is killing our kids -blowing them to smithereens with Iraqi IEDs -for spitting in His Face, by contending and teaching our kids the lie: It's OK to be gay.

2. They turned America over to fags; they're coming home in body bags.

3. God's weapon of choice to punish sinful, sodomite America is the cheap, homemade IED.

4. God's forum of choice to deliver His message is the funeral of kids blown to smithereens by the IED.

5. Unprincipled, demagogic politicians think they can do an end run around the First Amendment. It's irresistible to pandering demagogues because maudlin, Bible-ignorant Americans worship dead bodies and bloody fag flags and their own sinful lusts.

6. America has sinned away her day of grace and America is no longer blessed of God, but is now irreversibly cursed of God.

God is now America's Terrorist -America's implacable Enemy. America is doomed.

Friday, January 20, 2006

Caught in the Act





The first pic of this sequence is my dog, Frankie, resting in her favorite spot in our house. She loves to sit in front of the back door and watch all the animals frolicking in our yard. The next few pics are of our friendly neighborhood squirrel raiding the bird feeder just off the deck. This little guy loves to torment Frank by sitting on the deck right in front of the french doors. It drives Frank nuts when she cant get outside and chase him. Unfortunately, since Mr. Squirrel has been getting into our bird feeders, he has put on a little weight. So I think Frank might have a good opportunity of catching him now! The last pic is of Frank trying to get the squirrel (pre-bird feeder raids) after it ran under our deck. Her snow mustache is too cute!

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Humble Pie

dick·er (dkr) KEY intr.v. dick·ered , dick·er·ing , dick·ers

To bargain; barter. NOUN:
The act or process of bargaining.


ETYMOLOGY: Probably from dicker, a quantity of ten, ten hides, from Middle English diker, perhaps from Old English *dicor, from Latin decuria, set of ten, from decem, ten; see dek in Indo-European roots

So how does it taste? I won't mention any names, you know who you are... I told you "dicker" was a word! I hope you all feel extremely guilty for embarrassing me and making my face turn red.

Saturday, December 31, 2005

New Year's Kiss!!
















Happy New Year Everybody!

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

My latest Addiction


The new video ipod...Finally something better than chocolate! I highly recommend for your iPod the Chronicles of Narnia and Pride and Prejudice Soundtracks. Hopefully by Thursday, I will have enough media loaded that will keep me occupied to Greenville. Any suggestions for AudioBooks?